Mayday. Mayday. 求救，求救
Engine failure. We are in a spin. 引擎故障，我们在旋转
Mission Control, can you hear me? 控制中心，能听到我说话吗？
Engine failure. Mayday! 引擎故障，求救！
We're in a spin! I can't pull us out of it! 我们在旋转！我没法把我们拉出去！
Can anybody read me? 有人能听到我说话吗？
Crew, prepare yourself for impact! 全体船员，准备迎接撞击！
We're going in hot! 我们要撞上了！
Hmm? 嗯？
Analyzing. 分析
Oxygen detected. 检测到氧气
What? 什么？
This is Captain Max Cloud. Over. 我是麦克斯·克劳德船长，完毕
Repeat. This is Captain Max Cloud. 重复，我是麦克斯·克劳德船长
Do you read? Over. 听到了吗？完毕
We read you, Max. 我们听到了，麦克斯
You're breaking up, but we read you. 你的信号断断续续，但我们收到了
Thank God you're alive. 谢天谢地你还活着
The galaxy would be lost without you. 没有你，银河系将会失去希望
We jumped into hyperspace 我们跃入超空间
and had a total loss of all power upon reentry, 返回时完全失去动力
but I'm Max Cloud, and I don't have time for death. 但我是麦克斯·克劳德，我不会坐以待毙
Good news is we have your location. 好消息是我们知道你的位置了
- And the bad? - Your location. - 那坏消息呢？- 你的位置
I'm afraid you've come down on Alpha Zed-3. 恐怕你们降在阿尔法星系泽德第三行星上了
Alpha Ze... 阿尔法泽德……
Oh, shit. 该死
We've landed on Heinous. 我们落在了黑纳斯上
Woah. Uh, Heinous? 哇，黑纳斯？
Sorry. Why is that a, um, 抱歉，为什么它算是
"I'm afraid you have" type of situation? “我恐怕你遇上”这一类型的情况？
The entire planet of Heinous is a prison 黑纳斯整个星球
for the galaxy's most dangerous, violent, and immoral criminals. 是关押银河系中最危险、最暴力、最不道德的罪犯的监狱
That's far from ideal. 糟糕透顶
I'm afraid so. 恐怕是的
Sit tight. A rescue ship will be with you in six hours. 耐心等待，救援飞船六小时后就会到达
Okay. Six hours, not a problem. 好的，六个小时，没问题
Let me just sweep the rest of the ship, 让我检查一下船上的其他地方
look for other survivors, 寻找其他幸存者
and check that the main hull of the ship has not been breached. 检查一下船的主体有无破坏
I'm gonna gamble it may have been. 我赌有
What's your name, soldier? 你叫什么名字，士兵？
Jake, the chef. 杰克，厨师
Chef? 厨师？
I have literally cooked you food 我过去几乎每天
every day for the past... 都给你做饭...
six months. 做了六个月了
Well, Max Cloud meets many people. 麦克斯·克劳德见过很多人
I mean, like three times a day every day. 我是说，一天三次
Time to move. We need to sweep the rest of the ship, 行动起来，我们需要清理船上的其他地方
look for other survivors. 寻找其他幸存者
Do you copy me, soldier? 听到了吗，士兵？
Yeah. Yeah. 听到了
Sweep the ship and, uh, look for survivors. 检查一下船，呃，寻找幸存者
I said, "Do you copy me, soldier?" 我说了，“士兵，你听到了吗？”
I just did... 我刚才...
Oh, right! Uh, um, yeah, copy that. 哦，对了，呃，嗯，好的，收到
Your Greatness, I... 陛下，我...
Do not enter on my personal time, Scavenger. 不要打断我独处，拾荒者
Revengor, this is worth the interruption. 复仇者，这值得被打断
How rude. 真没礼貌
Unless it is something from my top 10 list of wanted items, 除非它是我十大寻求物品中的一样
step off. 否则赶紧走开
You have perked my curiosity. 你激起了我的好奇心
Surely not top five. 肯定不是前五名
Yes! 太好了！
No. 不是
The tension is mounting. 紧张气氛越来越浓
No. 不是
Yes. 是的
Ah! Yes! 啊！太好了！
I knew this day would come. 我就知道这一天会到来
How exciting. 真令人兴奋
（布鲁克林，1990年）
Hello. 你好
Sarah Noble here, 我是莎拉诺布尔
unofficial world gaming champion. 非官方的世界游戏冠军
How are you doing, Cowboy? 你好吗，牛仔？
Hey! How you know it was me? 嘿！你怎么知道是我？
'Cause you're the only one who ever calls me. 因为你是唯一一个打电话给我的人
And I can hear you chewing a hot dog. 我还能听到你在嚼热狗
From a tin for the win. 探身飞船，探寻胜利
So you coming tomorrow? 你明天来吗？
Ucch. No. 不行
Dad's heading out, so I have to stay in 爸爸要出门了，我得留在家里
and wait for a delivery for him. 等他的快递
So? You can come out for a bit. He won't know. 那又怎样？你可以出来一会儿，他不会知道的
I can't. 不行
I'm not allowed, Cowboy. 我不能去，牛仔
I promised him I wouldn't go out. 我答应他不出去
I gotta go. 我得挂了
Yeah, I know. You gotta go. 我知道，你得挂了
Night, Sarah. 晚安，莎拉
Good night, Cowboy. 晚安，牛仔
Sarah! 莎拉！
Make sure you turn that console off before bed, 睡觉前记得关掉控制台
or it'll overheat. 不然就会过热
I will. 我会的
I always do. 一直没差
（与此同时，麦克斯·克劳德和他的船员，撞落在了黑纳斯上……）
Uh, Dad, what did I tell you about knocking? 呃，爸爸，我是怎么告诉你记得要敲门的？
Well, I would knock if I thought I was gonna 如果我发现
catch you doing something other than playing those damn games. 你不是在玩那些该死的游戏，我当然会敲门
Oh, but I'm so close to finishing it, though. 可是我就快打完了
You know what? No, that's it. 你知道后果吗？不知道，那就这样
I'm banning all video games this weekend. 这个周末我要你禁玩所有的电子游戏
Come on, Dad. Get a grip. 好啦，爸爸，控制一下情绪
You can't speak to me like that 你不能这么跟我说话
and expect to get away with it, Sarah. 还指望能逃脱处罚，莎拉
Now turn it off. 现在把它关掉
Now. 现在
No, sure. 没问题
You got it. 没问题
You know, your mother 你知道吗，你妈妈
hated you being on that thing all the time. 讨厌你一直坐在那上面
Jeez. 天啊
You have serious issues, man. 问题不轻啊，伙计
Watch it with that back talk, young lady. 当心顶嘴后果，小姐
Huh. What's this? 这是什么？
No way. 不可能
Secret room? 密室？
How have I never seen this before? 我以前怎么从没见过这个？
（- 哇，你是谁？- 我是麦克斯·克劳德，这艘船的船长 - 验证身份）
I'm the Space Witch. I know all. 我是太空女巫，我什么都知道
I know everything about you, your every desire. 我知道你的一切，你的一切愿望
I'm sorry. Did you just say, "Space Witch"? 抱歉你刚才说“太空女巫”？
Yeah, Space Witch. 对，太空女巫
But you're a... 但你是个...
Well, I mean, you look like a man. 我是说你看起来像个男人
So? 那又怎样？
Well, wouldn't that make you a space wizard? 那你不就是太空法师了吗？
Woah! How dare you? 哇！你怎么敢这么说？
Men can be witches as well, I'll have you know. 你要知道，男人也可以成为女巫
Nonsense! 胡说！
A man could be a witch as much as a woman could... 一个男人可以成为女巫，就像一个女人可以成为...
captain a ship. 船长
Yeah, well... 好吧
I'm trying to help you, Max Cloud. 我是想帮你，麦克斯·克劳德
Don't be a douche bag. 不要做一个讨厌鬼
Max Cloud does not need help from weird man witches. 麦克斯·克劳德不需要怪人巫师的帮助
That's actually quite hurtful. 这真地很伤人
No, Max, maybe we do. 不，麦克斯，也许我们需要
- Sarah? - Who are you... - 莎拉 - 你是谁...
Sarah, what did I just tell you? 莎拉， 我刚才怎么跟你说的？
You know, if you're gonna behave like a child, 如果你要表现得像个孩子
then I'm gonna have to treat you like a child. 那我就只能把你当小孩子看了
No, Dad, don't turn it off. 不，爸爸，别关掉
Okay, I think I just found an Easter egg. 我想我找到了一个复活节彩蛋
This might be the last time I find this place. 这可能是我找到这个地方的最后机会了
Dad, please. 爸爸，求你了
I'm confiscating your controller. 我要没收你的控制器
You'll get it back when you learn to have a little respect. 等你多少学会尊重别人的时候，你再拿回它
No! Don't! 不！不要！
What am I meant to do? 我该怎么办？
Don't! You're just... 不要！你真是...
You're just being mean. 你真是太刻薄了
So unfair. 太不公平了
I wish I could just play video games all day, 我希望我可以整天、天天玩电子游戏
every day, and no one could ever stop me. 没有人来阻止我
Sarah... 莎拉
see you later. 回头见
There's a pizza in the freezer. 冰箱里有个披萨
I won't be back 'til late. 我很晚才回来
Call me if you need anything. 如果你需要什么就给我打电话
Okay, I'm going. 好吧，我走了
Yo! 哟！
There's a package at the back door! 后门有个包裹！
Want me to bring it up? 要我把它拿上来吗？
Fear is not near. Cowboy is... 恐惧不近身，牛仔...
here. 来了
Sarah! 莎拉！
Ser! 爵士！
Where you at? 你在哪儿？
Huh. 哈
Okay. 好吧
Jake? 杰克？
Who plays as Jake? 谁要扮演杰克啊？
I didn't even know you could switch characters. 我都不知道你可以换角色
This is a dark moment. 蛮隐秘的嘛
All right. 好吧
Jake, the useless chef, it is. 杰克，那个没用的厨师，就他了
Where did that Space Wizard go? 那个太空法师去哪儿了？
Behind me. 跟在后面
Max Cloud always leads the way. 麦克斯·克劳德总是打头阵
Max Cloud? 麦克斯·克劳德？
What the... 搞什么...
Hell, you... you are Max Cloud, aren't you? 你是麦克斯·克劳德，对吧？
Is this real? 是真的吗？
Yes, I'm real. 是的，我是真的
I am Max Cloud, intergalactic space hero 我是麦克斯·克劳德，星际英雄
and captain of this ship, 这艘飞船的船长
and you are someone who makes food or something. 而你，是烹饪食物的
What is wrong with you, soldier? We've already done this. 你怎么了，士兵？我们先前讲过了
I c-can't believe I'm standing in front of Max Cloud. 真不敢相信我正站在麦克斯·克劳德面前
I must be dreaming. C-Can I touch you? 我一定是在做梦，我能摸摸你吗？
Stand down, soldier, immediately. 退下，士兵，立刻
Okay. 好吧
All right, this is a dream. 好吧，这是个梦
This has to be a dream. I mean... 这一定是个梦，我是说...
it feels real. 感觉很真实
I mean, you feel... 我是说，感觉你...
Huh? 嗯？
And I feel... 我觉得...
Pull yourself together, soldier! 振作起来，士兵！
We don't have time for this! 我们没有时间了！
Okay. 好吧
Okay. Whatever the hell is going on here... 好吧，不管这到底是怎么回事
I'm in a spaceship... 我在宇宙飞船里
with Max Cloud. 和麦克斯·克劳德一起
That is insanely cool. 这真是酷毙了
Cowboy? 牛仔？
Holy smokes! 天哪！
Cowboy, i-is that you? 牛仔，是你吗？
How are you doing that? 你是怎么做到的？
Uh, let me pause this. 我暂停一下
Weird. 真奇怪
Game won't pause. 游戏不能暂停
See, this is what I'm telling you about secondhand games, 看，我就说，二手游戏
super sketchy. 超级粗糙
This one is definitely sketchy. That's for sure. 至少这个绝对粗略，毫无疑问
- I'll just restart it. - No! - 我重启一下 - 别！
Okay. 好吧
I mean, you're not even that far in. 我的意思是，你听上去又没多远
You have to promise me 你必须向我保证
you won't restart the game or hit the power. 你不会重启游戏或者电源
- Okay. - Promise me. - 好的 - 发誓
Yeah, I promise. 是的，我保证
What is going on? 发生什么事了？
Don't freak out. 别害怕
I am a paragon of chill, all right? 我可是冷静模范，好吗？
I'm just gonna come straight out with it. 我就直说了吧
I'm pretty sure I'm in the game. 我很确定我在游戏中
Uh, good one. 说得好
Now come on. Come out. Where are you? 快点出来，你在哪里？
In the game. I can see Max Cloud in the flesh. 在游戏里，我能看到麦克斯·克劳德本人
He's standing right in front of me. 他就站在我面前
Sarah, this is a really weird joke. 莎拉，这真是个奇怪的笑话
I'm looking at a screen right now, 我现在正看着屏幕
and all I can see is Max Cloud and Jake, nobody else. 我只能看到麦克斯·克劳德和杰克，没有其他人
What?! Oh, God, I knew it. 什么？天啊，我知道了
I'm Jake, aren't I? 我是杰克，不是吗？
Oh, why couldn't I have turned into Max? 哦，为什么我不能变成麦克斯？
Seriously? Jake's literally the worst. 说真的，杰克简直是最糟糕的
I've seen Big. 我见过大场面
I've seen Fred Savage's magnificent Vice Versa, 我看过弗雷德·萨维奇的华丽的《反之亦然》
so I know these things are possible. 所以我知道这些都是可能的
Help me, Cowboy. 帮帮我，牛仔
I went to bed, and the next thing I know, 我去睡觉，醒来第一件事就是发现
I'm here on Max Cloud's spaceship. 我到了麦克斯·克劳德的太空船上
This... 这...
this... this is so cool! 这... 这太酷了！
Look, if... if you're Jake 听着，如果... 如果你是杰克
and I'm playing as Jake, 而我玩的是杰克角色
does that mean I'm controlling you? 这是不是意味着我在控制你？
Uh, I guess so. 我想是的
Aw, man, this is so awesome. 伙计，这太棒了
What's the danger, soldier? 有什么危险，士兵？
You doing it? 是你在做？
Yes, I'm doing it. Now stop. 是的，我在做，快停下
But it's so funny. 但这太有趣了
Y-you're making me look stupid in front of Max. 你让我在麦克斯面前显得很蠢
Okay. 好吧
Party pooper. 扫兴的人
Heh. 呵呵
Must be something in the atmosphere, sir. 空气中一定有什么东西，长官
Y-you need to watch out for that. 你得小心点
I need to watch out for that? 我需要小心？
You need to watch out. 你才需要小心
What if I can't get out? 如果我出不去怎么办?
I didn't think of that. What do we do? 我没想到这个，我们该怎么办？
Okay, Sarah, keep it together. 好了莎拉，冷静点
You know this game. 你了解这个游戏
Figure this shit out. 把这破事搞清楚
The Space Witch. 太空女巫
Space Witch? 太空女巫？
Okay, Cowboy, there's a Space Witch 牛仔，麦克斯的船上
hidden somewhere on Max's ship. 藏着一个太空女巫
- We need to find him. - Him? - 我们得找到他 - 他？
I think he might be my way out of here. 我想他可能有我离开这里的方法
- Okay. How do we do that? - Well, I don't know, Cowboy. - 好吧，我们怎么做？- 我不知道，牛仔
I'm currently stuck inside a video game. 我现在被困在一个电子游戏里
- Can you get some help? - I can't leave, Sarah. - 你能找人帮忙吗？- 我不能走，莎拉
The game won't pause, and you only have one life left. 游戏不能停顿，你又只剩下一条命
Then we only have one option right now. 那我们现在只有一个选择
You have to play. 你必须玩下去
Okay. That's no pressure, then. 好吧，那就别有压力了
I'm gonna need some nutrition. 我需要一些营养
Okay. You got this, buddy. 好的，你行的，伙计
Cowboy, concentrate. 牛仔，集中精神
And don't talk with your mouth full. 嘴里塞满东西时不要说话
What was that? 那是什么？
Uh, wait. 等等
Um, before you go all hunter-killer mode, 在你习得猎人杀手模式前
you might not want to go in there. 你可能不想进去
We left the deck seconds ago. 我们几秒钟前离开甲板
- It's empty. - Ah! - 是空的 - 啊
But there's a hole in the deck, big hole. 但甲板上有个洞，一个大洞
Well, if there is something in there, 如果里面有什么东西
it's not gonna be very friendly, 不会很友好的
so whatever's on the other side of those doors, 不管门那边是什么
we kill. Is that understood? 我们直接干掉，明白吗？
"We"? “我们”？
Yeah. 是的
Okay, concentrate, Cowboy. 好的，集中精神，牛仔
Okay, then. 好吧
Who wants the first dance? 谁想跳第一支舞？
Finish him. 干掉他
K.O.! 击倒！
Round one. Fight! 第一回合，开始！
- Perfect. - Ho! - 完美 - 哈！
K.O. 完胜
Hah! 哈！
Fear is not near. 恐惧不近身
Max Cloud is here. 有麦克斯·克劳德在
Not bad. 不错
Not bad at all. 一点也不差
That guy's head came completely off his shoulders. 那家伙的脑袋完全掉下来了
Now all we need to do 现在我们要做的就是
is figure out a way to block that hole. 想办法堵住这个漏洞
Uh, we need to get the plasma-gun thing, 呃... 我们可以拿起等离子枪
and then we sling them up there, and then we fire. 把它们吊起来，然后开火
I have a plan. Take this. 我有个计划，拿着
On my cue... 等我信号...
Uh, Cowboy... 牛仔
Mm-hmm. 嗯哼
Okay. 好吧
Ready? 准备好了吗？
3, 2, 1... 3，2，1...
Let's move. 我们走
You excited to meet my girl? 你激动吗？要见到我的女孩
My English rose? 我的铿锵玫瑰
In your dreams. 在你的梦里
Just tell her Cowboy says hi. 告诉她，牛仔向她问好
She'll know what it means. 她会知道这意味着什么
I'd be pretty concerned 如果她不知道“嗨”是什么意思
if she didn't know what "Hi" means, Cowboy. 我就担心你了，牛仔
Identify yourself. 表明你的身份
I said, "Identify..." 我说了，“表明... ”
Commander Rexy. 雷克茜指挥官
I'm gonna need visual confirmation on that. 我需要目视确认一下
- It's me, Max. - Who? - 是我，麦克斯 - 谁？
Who are you? 你是谁？
Max, I know you know it's me. 麦克斯，我知道你知道是我
How do you know that I know it's you? 你怎么知道我知道是你？
Ah, Commander Rexy. 啊，雷克茜指挥官
Captain, thank goodness I found you. 船长，谢天谢地，我找到你了
The galaxy depends on you. 银河系就靠你了
You're the only space hero who can save this ship. 你是唯一能拯救这艘飞船的星际英雄
We'd be doomed without you. 没有你我们就完了
Tell me what happened, Commander. 告诉我发生了什么，指挥官
Where's the rest of my crew? 我的其他船员呢？
Dead. 死了
Fully dead. 都死了
Mission report, Commander. 汇报任务，指挥官
You're so annoying. 你真烦人
Rexy's kinda different here. She's... she's sassy. 雷克茜有点不一样她... 她很时髦
You're just saying that 'cause you're jealous. 你这么说是因为你嫉妒
What happened, Commander? 发生了什么，指挥官？
Well, the last thing I remember 我记得的最后一件事
was jumping into hyperspace. 就是进入了超空间
When I came to, the ship was torn apart, 当我醒来的时候，船已经被撕成碎片了
and I was floating. 然后我就飘起来了
- Floating where? - In space. - 漂在哪里？- 太空中
I pulled myself back on board, and here I am. 我把自己拉回到船上，现在我在这里了
- Ah. - We're the only survivors. - 啊 - 我们是仅存的幸存者
Everyone else is dead. 其他人都死了
Hmm. Yeah, that's basically it. 嗯，基本上就是这样
The worst place we could have ended up is Heinous. 我们最糟糕的结局，就是掉到了黑纳斯
Well, we might have to get used to it, Max. 麦克斯，我们可能得习惯一下
Nonsense! 胡说！
Max Cloud will not get used to Heinous. 麦克斯·克劳德习惯不了黑纳斯的
They're coming. Get ready. 他们来了，准备好
Well, we don't have to run into every situation head-on. 我们不需要直面每一种状况
'Course we do. That's the... 我们当然需要，那是...
- Max Cloud... - Max Cloud way! Yay! - 麦克斯・克劳德... -麦克斯・克劳德的方式！耶！
I have a different idea. 我有个不同的主意
Since when did you start piping up? 你什么时候开始管闲事了？
- Follow me. - Soldier! - 跟我来 - 士兵！
Hyah! 驾！
Okay, Sarah. Let me take you somewhere safe. 好吧，莎拉，我带你去个安全的地方
Max Cloud's bedroom. 麦克斯·克劳德的卧室
Well, it's kinda safe. 这样比较安全
It looks like securing the ship's out of the question. 看来确保船只安全是不可能的了
Have you lost your mind, soldier? 你疯了吗，士兵？
I will kill each and every one of them. 我会杀了他们每一个人
I respect you. In fact, 我尊重你，事实上...
- I admire you, but... - Well, most people do. - 我很钦佩你，但是... - 大多数人都这样
I think... 我觉得...
we need to be sensible about this. 我们得理智点
If we can move forward without a battle at every corner, 如果我们可以在每个角落都不用战斗就能前进
then that would be great, 那就太好了
because I don't want to die here. 因为我不想死在这里
To die on Max Cloud's ship would be an honorable death, soldier. 死在麦克斯·克劳德的船上是光荣的死亡，士兵
- I've got a plan. - Hmm. - 我有个计划 - 嗯
- Why don't we... - Hmm. - 我们为什么不... - 嗯
just sit here and do nothing? 就坐在这里，什么都不做
Hmm. 嗯
We could put our feet up... 我们可以把脚翘起来...
- Hmm. - watch a video. - 嗯 - 看个视频
- Hmm. - We deserve it. - 嗯 - 我们应得的
Hmm. 嗯
Hogwash! 废话！
Commander, chef, on me. 指挥官，厨师，跟我来
Come get some, intergalactic space scum! 来吧，星际垃圾！
Max! 麦克斯！
He'll be fine. 他会没事的
We gotta help him. 我们得帮帮他
If he dies, we die. 如果他死了，我们也会死
Okay! 好吧！
We can do this. 我们能做到的
You ready, Cowboy? 准备好了吗，牛仔？
Sarah, this part always kills me, 莎拉，这地方我总会挂掉
even when I'm playing as Max. 哪怕是玩麦克斯角色
Keep it together. 保持冷静
Listen to my voice, and do exactly as I say. 听我说什么，完全按我说的做
Okay. 好吧
Hey. 嘿
Down, A, B, B. 向下，按A，按B，按B
Good work, soldier. 干得好，士兵
Let's move. 我们走
Yahoo! 呦吼
Stay focused, Cowboy. 集中注意力，牛仔
We are killing it! 我们打得太棒了！
I've never played this well before in my life. 我这辈子从来没有打得这么好过
I'm sick and tired... 你这个十恶不赦的人渣
of you Heinous scum! 害我又累又恶心...
It's a dead end. 这是个死胡同
I scared them off with an act of pure violence. 我用一通纯暴力就把他们吓跑了
Well, what about those guys? 那些人怎么办？
Fall back! 撤退！
Follow me, soldiers! 跟我来，士兵们！
The whole planet's gone to shit! 整个星球都毁了！
No way. 不可能
Is it really... 真的是...
Brock Donnelly, intergalactic bounty hunter? 布洛克·唐纳利，星际赏金猎人？
Give me a damn good reason not to kill you. 给我一个不杀你的好理由
Can you see this, Cowboy? 看到了吗，牛仔?
Yeah. We're lucky he hasn't killed you, too. 看到了，他没把你也杀了算我们走运
Oh, my God, it's the Brock Donnelly. 天呐，是布洛克·唐纳利
Keep your shit together! 冷静点！
Stop fangirling, Sarah. 别捣乱了，莎拉
It's embarrassing. 太丢人了
Hello, dear. 你好，亲爱的
Brock Donnelly. 布洛克·唐纳利
I know. I'm Sar... 我知道你，我是萨...
I'm Jake! I'm Jake. 我是杰克，我是杰克
I'm Jake. 我是杰克
He always like that? 他总是这样吗？
No, not normally. 不，通常不
Works for me. 我很受用
Ugh. Gross. 恶心死了
You know, Brock's my guy, 布洛克是我的人
but if he even thinks about trying anything with Rexy, 但是如果他想对雷克茜做点什么...
oh, man. 哦，天啊
Inside. Hurry up. 进去，快点
Don't even think about it. That's Max Cloud's seat. 想都别想，那是麦克斯·克劳德的座位
What are you doing on my ship, prisoner? 你在我的船上做什么，囚犯？
Tell him, Brock. 告诉他，布洛克
- Tell him about the ship. - Okay. - 告诉他飞船的事 - 好的
As soon as space clown here puts his gun down. 只要这个太空小丑把枪放下
No? 不吗？
Suit yourself, spandex. 随你便吧，斯潘德克斯
I came here tracking a bounty... 我来这里追踪一个赏金任务...
Shee. 希
Look at her. 看看她
What a piece of work, eh? 真是个大任务啊
Wanted on over 12 different planets. 她被12个不同的星球通缉
I finally tracked her here to Heinous. 我最终跟踪她到了黑纳斯
Perfect place for a criminal to disappear, right? 罪犯消失的绝佳地点，对吧
I was tracking her through the mountains. 我从山间追踪过来
I knew she was close. 我知道她就在附近
I could almost smell the evil in the air, 我几乎能闻到空气中邪恶的味道
I mean, taste it. 我是说，尝到
Then I look up into the sky, 然后我抬头仰望天空
and I see the ship, and I think, "That's weird. 我看到了那艘船，我就想，“这太奇怪了
That looks like my ship." 那看起来像我的船”
- I realize... - It was his ship. - 我意识到... - 那是他的船
It was my ship. 那是我的船
So now I find myself here... 所以现在，我来这里...
helping you guys. 帮助你们
And I'm prepared to give up a 35-year record 为了离开这颗石头星——黑纳斯
of never losing a bounty to get off this rock, Heinous. 我准备放弃35年来赏金任务从未失手的记录
So you gonna lower that gun? 你能把枪放下吗？
'Cause I'm the only help you got. 因为我是你唯一的帮手
You have a lot more to worry about 你要担心的
than some old space cowboy. 可不只是一个老太空牛仔
Max Cloud, lower that gun. 麦克斯·克劳德，把枪放下
We do not have time for your peacocking. 我们没有时间听你炫耀
Okay, let's get this tin can in the sky. 好吧，让我们把这个罐头弄到天上去
I will have you know that this tin can 你要知道，这个罐头
is the fastest ship in the galaxy. 是银河系里最快的飞船
Now just you remember who you're talking to. 现在你只要记住你在和谁说话
I have absolutely no idea who the hell you are. 我完全不知道你是谁
But I do know one thing. 但我确实知道一件事——
If you don't listen to me, you're gonna be turned into 如果你不听我的，你会在接下来的几个小时里
pink larvunian lasagna in the next few hours. 变成粉红色的拉弗尼亚千层面
I can handle those degenerates out there. 我可以对付那些堕落的人
Don't you worry about that. 你不用担心
Oh, listen, sunshine. 听着，宝贝儿
It ain't the pansies out there that worry me. 让我担心的不是外面那些娘娘腔
Oh, no. 哦，不是他们
You see them two sisters up there? 看到上面那对姐妹了吗？
That's what concerns me. 那才是我担心的
They remind me of these twins I knew once on Voltor-7. 她们让我想起了在沃尔特第七行星上认识的一对双胞胎
Crazy beautiful, 美丽地令人发狂
make the hairs on the back of your neck stand up... 让你脖子后面的汗毛都竖起来...
until you felt a knife right up in your balls. 直到你感觉到一把刀插进了你的蛋蛋
Lovely. 真可爱
Get to the point, convict. 说重点，囚犯
Point is these two stars... 重点是，这两颗星星...
every 24 hours, circle this planet, 每24小时绕行星一圈
and they burn as hot as the Earth's sun, 它们像地球的太阳一样灼热
so everything on the surface of this planet 掠过时，这个星球表面的一切
is turned into space liquid. 都要化成液体
That's why the prisoners live underground. 这就是囚犯住在地下的原因
So how long do we have? 那么我们还有多少时间？
- Eh, my best guess... - Eight hours, 20 minutes. -呃，我最好的猜测是... - 8小时，20分钟
Exactly. 没错
What? Oh. Uh, it was my best guess, too. 什么？我也是这么想的
Easy, cupcake. 放轻松，小蛋糕
Your nerve will steady with age. 你的神经会随着年龄的增长而镇定下来
Why are these shutters not working? 为什么这些百叶窗坏了?
They're not gonna get through them doors. 他们进不来的
They don't want to destroy the ship. 他们不想毁了这艘船
This is not good for my anxiety. 这无法缓解我的焦虑
Why play it then, My Magnificence? 那为什么还要玩呢，殿下？
（- 不和你玩还能做什么，希？ - 感受到你自己的乏力了？）
I lose my focus, 我无法集中精神
and when I lose my focus, I lose my temper! 当我分心的时候，我就会发脾气！
Shee, tell me about the ship. 希，跟我说说那艘船
Or I should say "my new ship." 或者应该说“我的新船”
Our new ship. 我们的新船
Yes. 对
Our new ship. 我们的新船
That's more like it. 这还差不多
The main part of the ship was destroyed in the crash. 这艘船的主体在这次事故中被毁坏了
What?! 什么？！
Remember who you are speaking to. 记住你在和谁说话
Remember what I did for you, Your Greatness. 记住我为你做过什么，陛下
Okay. 好吧
I'm sorry. 对不起
I'm just under a ton of stress. 我压力太大了
The control vessel is still intact, 控制仓仍然完好无损
so it will fly. 所以它能飞起来
Our time has come. 我们的时代已经到来
Oh, so I will have my revenge. 哦，我要报仇
Shee, is this Max Cloud 席，这个麦克斯·克劳德
as handsome as they say he is? 真有他们说的那么帅吗？
Sarah, can you hear me? 莎拉， 能听见我说话吗？
Sarah, can you hear me?! Are you there?! 莎拉， 能听见我说话吗？！你在吗？！
Stop shouting! 别喊了！
Literally no one was shouting. 没人喊啊
I was freaking out, dude. 我吓坏了，伙计
I was speaking, but I couldn't hear you. 我一直在说，但我听不见你说
C-could you hear me? 你能听到我说话了吗?
I was shouting your name. 我在喊你的名字
No, I only just heard you just now shouting in my ear. 没有，我刚才听见你在我耳边大喊大叫
Thanks for that. 谢谢你
Commander, was the power room still intact 指挥官，当我们失去飞船的其他部分时
when we lost the rest of the ship? 动力室还是完好无损的吗？
- Yes. - Hmm. - 是的 - 嗯
Now please won't one of you masculine space heroes 现在麻烦你们中的一位男性星际英雄
share your plan with the group? 给大家讲讲你们的计划，好吗？
We get the power core, we stick it in here, 我们去拿能量核，把它放在这里
and we get the hell out of Dodge. 然后离开这鬼地方
Surprisingly, I agree with the pirate. 令人惊讶的是，我同意海盗的说法
Get used to it, Lulu. 习惯一下吧，帅哥
Now everybody tool up. 现在大家准备好
The moment these doors open, 这扇门一打开
we're gonna be in a world of shit. 我们会陷入一个糟糕的世界
The second sun is closing in. 第二个太阳正在靠近
Time is not our friend. 时间不等人
Swarm the ship. 拉回飞船
Find every survivor, and crush them. 找到每一个幸存者，然后粉碎他们
Rip out their spines. 把他们的脊梁骨拔掉
Cut out their hearts. 挖出他们的心脏
Just don't damage the ship. 只要别损坏飞船就行
If you do... 如若不然
I will eat your black hearts! 我就吃掉你们的黑心！
Follow me. 跟我来
Hey. 嘿
Who were you talking to back there? 你刚才在跟谁说话？
I have an imaginary friend. 我有一个想象中的朋友
What's their name, then? 那他们叫什么？
Instasquitch. “不稳钉”
Uh-huh. 嗯哼
Are you sure about this, Cowboy? 你确定吗，牛仔？
Okay. 好的
We can't see anything down here. 这下面什么也看不见
Huh? 啊？
Hey. 嘿
I can't see. Hoo. 我看不见
Huh? Huh? 啊？
Huh? 啊？
Hey, hey, hey. 嘿，嘿
Oh. 哦
Try these. 试试这个
Cowboy, Brock just gave me his goggles. 牛仔，布洛克刚刚把他的护目镜给我了
Put 'em on. Put 'em on. 戴上它们，戴上
Oh. 哦
What do you see, kid? 你看到了什么，孩子？
- Oh. - What do you see? -哦 - 你看到了什么？
They found us. Follow me. 他们找到我们了，跟我来
There's smoke everywhere. 到处都是烟
Take us down a level. 带我们去下一层
Okay. Sure. 好的，当然
You need to get us out of here. 你得带我们离开这里
- It's like a maze. - I know. - 像个迷宫 - 我知道
Just keep us away from them, Cowboy. 让我们躲他们远点，牛仔
Yeah, I'm trying. 知道，我在努力
Cowboy, wait. 牛仔，等等
It's okay. I can see 'em. 没关系，我能看见他们
Should be safe here. 这里应该很安全
- They found us. - Oh, wait! My bad! - 他们找到我们了 - 等等，我的错！
This way, losers. 这边，失败者们
Four against a team of space ninjas. 四个对一队太空忍者
I like these odds. What about you, team? 我喜欢这个比率，你们呢，伙计们？
Gotta know your limits, kid. 要知道自己的极限，孩子
Ah. 啊
Uh... 呃...
Shit! 妈的！
I cannot believe that I am complicit 真不敢相信
in this coward... Oh, shit! 我竟然是这个懦夫的同伙... 哦，妈的！
I know this room. 我认识这个房间
Sarah, look out! 莎拉，小心！
Do something! 做点什么！
Man... 天啊...
Commander? 指挥官？
Help! 救命！麦克斯！
Max！Max, we're in here! 麦克斯，我们在这里面
Huh? 什么？
Max! 麦克斯！
Hurry up! 快点！
Ho! 嗬！
- Hello. - Help! - 喂 - 救命！
- Commander? - Help us, Max! - 指挥官？- 救救我们，麦克斯！
Soldier, if you can hear me, 士兵，能听到吧
do not fear! Max Cloud is here! 不要害怕！麦克斯・克劳德来了！
Welcome back. 欢迎回来
You got cajónes, amigo. 你有抽屉柜，朋友？
Oh, I wouldn't say that. It was easy. 我可不这么认为，这很简单
Bigger they are, the harder they fall. 它们越大，摔得越重
Ah, you ruined it. 啊，你毁了它
Oh. 哦
Hmm. 嗯
Cowboy... 牛仔...
Agh. 啊
Uh... 呃...
what is he doing? 他在干什么？
Cowboy, turn me around. 牛仔，把我转过去
What the hell are you doing? 你到底在干什么？
- Uh, you okay there, kid? - Yeah! - 你还好吗，孩子？- 耶！
Yeah, I'm just checking out the wall. 是的，我只是检查下墙
- Commander, what is he doing? - Ow. Seriously, Cowboy. - 指挥官，他在干什么？- 噢，说真的，牛仔
Cowboy, can you hear me? 牛仔，你能听到我吗?
- Looks like he's rubbing... - Cowboy. - 看起来他在... - 牛仔
- himself up against the wall. - Cowboy. - 擦墙 - 牛仔
Cowboy, can you hear me? 牛仔，能听到我说话吗？
Where are you? 你去哪了？
What are you doing? 你在干什么？
Sarah, you still there? 莎拉，你还在吗？
What the hell? 怎么回事？
Uh, my bad. But I was gonna pee in my pants, 我的错，但我差点尿裤子了
and, uh, I knew I had a few minutes 我知道在你安全的时候
while you were safe in that room. 我还是有几分钟时间的
Don't do that again. 别再这么做了
This isn't a game. 这不是游戏
Yeah. 是的
This vent's all, uh, checked. 这个通风口都检查过了
Quick jerking around. We got work to do. 快点，我们还有事情要做
Hang on. 等等
We need this first. 我们首先需要这个
Yes! 是的！
That was legit. 那是合法的
Yeah, uh, a little tap would have done it, Cowboy. 是的，呃，轻轻一点就可以了，牛仔
I gotta be honest with you, soldier. 我得跟你说实话，士兵
That was pretty damn impressive. 这真令人印象深刻
Watch this. 看这个
Hmm. 嗯
That was not impressive. 这并不令人印象深刻
Wait. Commander Rexy, 等等，雷克茜指挥官
is the core safe for handling? 核心安全吗？
A safe distance of one meter must be kept from the core 必须始终与之保持一米的安全距离
at all times to avoid contamination. 以避免辐射污染
Pussycats. 猫咪乖
The humiliation. 真羞辱
A woman's taken the initiative. 被一个女人占了主动
Commander, have you lost your head? 指挥官，你疯了吗？
You're gonna lose yours if you stay up here. 如果你呆在这里，你会失去理智的
Now come on, boys. Hurry up. 快点，孩子们，快点
In you go. 进去吧
Now you, Sarah. 轮到你了，莎拉
Wrong tunnel. 隧道错了
No, not yet, Cowboy. 不，也不对，牛仔
Oh, come on. 拜托
Get us out of here. 带我们离开这里
Okay, guys, down you go. 好了，伙计们，下去吧
Yes. Finally. 终于好了
Out of my way, soldier. 让开，士兵
Hurry up, you lot! 快点，你们这些家伙！
Oh, I should have never stopped my aerobics classes. 哦，我真不该放弃我的有氧运动课
Okay. 好吧
Ah. 啊
What are you doing out there? 你在干什么？
Just trying to help. 只是想帮忙
- Hello? - Hello. 911. - 喂？- 911
- Police? - What? - 警察？- 什么事？
- Cowboy, hang up! - This is gonna sound crazy, - 牛仔，挂断！- 这听起来很疯狂
but my friend, she's stuck in Max Cloud. 但是我朋友她被困在《麦克斯·克劳德》了
- The video game? - The video game, yeah. - 那个电子游戏？- 是的
Cowboy, they will think you're on drugs. 牛仔，他们会以为你嗑药了
They'll show up and turn the game off. 他们会出面，把游戏关掉
So, uh, what can you tell me? 那么你能告诉我什么？
We're on the later stages, and, uh, shit's getting crazy. 我们到了后面的阶段，呃，事情变得很疯狂
No, no, no, this is a bad idea. 不，不，不，这是个坏主意
- Okay, that's, uh... - You know, uh, - 好吧，那个... - 你知道的
just... just forget it. I'm a... I'm a crazy person. 算了吧，我是个疯子
You know, wasting police time's a criminal offense, sir. 你该知道浪费警察时间是犯罪行为，先生
You can get fined $1,000, so hang up now, please, son. 你可能会被罚款1000美元，所以请你现在挂断电话，孩子
Yeah, okay. 好吧
Sorry about that, Sarah. 很抱歉，莎拉
It's just you and me. 只靠你和我
Well, that's good to hear. 很高兴听你这么说
Should we help? 我们要帮忙吗
Nah. Just leave them to it. 不用，让他们去吧
Max and Brock have got this, okay? 麦克斯和布洛克能搞定，好吗？
We've never got this far before, Sarah. 我们以前从没走到这一步 ，莎拉
I'm not gonna know what's coming. 我不知道接下来会发生什么
It's fine. 没关系
We're gonna be fine. 我们会没事的
We just need to be relaxed. 我们只需要放松
We need to focus, and we'll get through it together, okay? 我们需要集中精力，我们会一起度过难关的，好吗？
These two actually love it. 这俩人真的很喜欢干这个
Hey! 嘿！
Ah. 啊
They make it look easy. 他们让事情看起来很简单
So what was the point in that back flip? 为啥来个后空翻？
Ho! 哎呀！
Hmm. Working out? 发挥完了？
Shee! 希
My reputation precedes me. 我名声在外
But be assured... 但请相信...
I am significantly crueler than even the worst stories say. 我比那些最糟糕的故事里描述的，要残忍得多
Great. 太好了
Woah. She is terrifying in the flesh. 哇，她本人很可怕
Ehh. 嗯
Uh, Sarah, I'm kinda freaking out right now. 莎拉，我现在有点紧张
Okay. 好吧
Come on. Pull yourself together, Cowboy. 加油，振作起来，牛仔
Okay, come on. 好了，来吧
We're gonna need 我们需要的
more than fists for this fight. 不仅仅是拳头
Plasma gun. 等离子枪
Okay, don't forget. R1 to reload. 好的，别忘了，按R1重新装弹
R1? R1？
J-just keep shooting. 只管开枪
I know. Duh. 我知道
Rexy! 雷克茜！
Let's do this, Cowboy. 看我们的，牛仔
That's what I'm talking about. 这正是我要说的
Rexy. Rexy! 雷克茜，雷克茜！
Brock, help. Rexy's hurt. 布洛克，帮帮忙，雷克茜受伤了
Hey, it's okay. 没事的
You're okay. 你没事了
Sarah! 莎拉！
Brock's a bad guy? 布洛克是坏蛋？
Sarah, are you okay? 莎拉，你没事吧？
Ohh. 哦
Son of a bitch. 狗娘养的
You were late. 你来晚了
What the hell?! 搞什么？！
The deal was I get you the power core 说好的是我给你能量核
and you get me my... 你给我...
shiiiii... 飞船...
- One... - Top. Transfer across. - 一... - 上面，转身
- Work it. Oh, that core. - Transfer mambo. - 加油，哦，那个核心 - 转身曼波舞
Oh, yeah. Come on. Basic toe, hup! 哦，很好，来吧，基础脚趾运动，嘿！
- Hiyah. - Pivot. - 嘿呀 - 踩转
Hoo! Great! 呼！太好了！
- Pony on. Let's go. - One, and go. - 继续 - 一，开始
Cross your top. Come on. 越过头顶，快点
Transfer across... 旋转...
Revengor! 复仇者！
Again. Now one more time, let's do it... 再来一次，再来一次，让我们...
Shee, don't sneak up on me. 希，别偷偷靠近我
- It peaks my anxiety! - Whoo! - 我的焦虑到了极点！- 喔！
- It makes me jittery. - Great. Pony on. - 我的神经紧绷 - 很好，继续
Let's go. Cross your toes... 一起来，脚趾交叉
I assume the presence of this space pirate 我想这个太空海盗的出现
means that you're almost done. 意味着你快完成了
- Transfer mambo. - Aw, Jesus. - 转身曼波舞 - 天啊
Space cowboy, amigo. 太空牛仔，朋友
- Space cowboy. - Ah. - 太空牛仔 - 啊
We've spoken about this before. 我们以前说过
I am not having a conversation with you 我不会在你忙着的时候
whilst you're doing whatever it is you're doing. 和你说话
I'm just working on my fitness for my revenge on planet Earth. 我只是在锻炼我的身体，为了到地球上复仇
- Ahh. - Now back to body. - 啊 - 现在回到身体
- Come on, basic. - I'm waiting. - 来吧，基本动作 - 我等着呢
Pivot! 转身！
Great! 太好了！
Pony on. 继续
Go. 说吧
The survivors were in possession of a power core. 幸存者有一个能量核
Brock went in, proved to be utterly useless, 布洛克试了，用不了
so I went to them myself and destroyed it. 所以我亲自去毁了它
We couldn't risk them escaping. 我们不能冒险让他们逃跑
And the ship? 那船呢？
Yeah, what about my ship, Shee? 我的船呢，席？
What about our deal? 我们的交易呢？
The prisoners are bringing it to us. 囚犯们正在把它拉回来
Ah, the survivors. 啊，幸存者呢？
Including that devilishly handsome Max Cloud? 包括那个英俊潇洒的麦克斯·克劳德？
Taken care of. 搞定了
- Yeah. - Woah, woah, woah. - 很好 - 喔，喔，喔
What does that mean? 什么意思？
You said you wouldn't hurt them. 你说过你不会伤害他们的
Hush! 安静！
Anything else? I'm cooling down here. 还有别的事吗？我正在冷静下来
The ship won't be long... 飞船拉来不会太久的...
so make sure you're ready. 所以你要确保准备好了
I'll finish my video, and then I'll pack. 我要完成健身，然后就收拾行李
Across the top. 穿过头顶
Oh, and, Shee, 哦，还有，希
why can I still smell Donnelly? Huh? 为什么我还能闻到唐纳利的味道？
Ahh. 啊
Across the back. 穿过后面
Yeah, back in your box. 这才对，回你的飞船里去吧
Uh, I don't want to add to a bad situation, 我不想让情况变得更糟
but Max is on his way. 但麦克斯已经在路上了
He took the power core. 他拿走了能量核
- Who? - Brock. - 谁？- 布洛克
What happened? 怎么回事？
Brock betrayed us. 布洛克背叛了我们
- I told you! - I didn't see it coming. - 我告诫过你！- 我没想到会这样
I knew we shouldn't have trusted that criminal. 我就知道我们不该相信那个罪犯
You should have listened to me, Commander. 你应该听我的，指挥官
He could have killed me. He just stunned me. 他本可以杀了我，但他只是打晕了我
Come on. Brock can't be a bad guy. That... 拜托，布洛克不可能是坏人...
Of course he's a bad guy. He's left us! 他当然是个坏蛋，他丢下我们！
Abandoned us! Left us to fry to death! 抛弃了我们！任我们活活烤死！
It's over! 都结束了！
There must be another way. 肯定还有别的办法
Wh-why didn't Shee kill us? 她为什么不杀了我们？
Come on! You're Max Cloud! 拜托！你是麦克斯·克劳德！
Shee sent something else to finish the job. 她派了别的东西来完成这项工作
- End of level... - Boss. - 最后一关... - 老大
Zuko! Zuko! 祖寇！祖寇！
All right, let's do this. 好吧，我们上吧
Come on. 来吧
Hey, watch out. 嘿，小心
Guys, keep it going. 伙计们，继续
Max, no! 麦克斯，不！
Zuko Sumo Fudge. 祖寇相扑软糖
We did it. 我们做到了
We actually did it. 我们真的做到了
Yes! 很好
Well done, Cowboy. 干得好，牛仔
I'm feeling pretty darn confident right now. 我现在感觉非常自信
Don't get complacent. 不要自满
If I actually get you out of here, 如果我能把你弄出去
you definitely owe me a date. 你绝对欠我一个约会
Ehh? Wha... 呃？什么...
Max! Max is hurt! 麦克斯，麦克斯受伤了
Huh. 呃
I'm fine. I'm fine. 我很好，我很好
- Ohh! - What are we gonna do now? - 噢！- 我们现在怎么办？
Our only power core has been destroyed, 我们唯一的能量核已经被摧毁了
and this ship isn't going anywhere. 这艘船哪儿也去不了
That's strange, 'cause we appear to be moving. 奇怪的是我们正在移动
That sun is getting pretty damn close. 太阳快要升起来了
Where are they taking us? 他们要带我们去哪儿？
This must be it, Sarah. 一定是这里了，莎拉
I saw something about it in the game guide, 我在游戏指南上看到过
the final levels, Revengor's Lair. 最后一关，复仇者之巢
They're taking us to Revengor. 他们要带我们去复仇者那里
Revengor? 复仇者？
He's just a myth. 他只是个传说
Doesn't mean he doesn't exist. 并不意味着他不存在
It might be our only way out of here. 这可能是我们出去的唯一办法
You better hope that he does exist. 你最好祈祷他真的存在
'Cause right now, he may be the only way out of here. 因为现在他可能是唯一的出路
And how exactly is Revengor gonna help us get out of here? 复仇者到底要怎么帮我们离开这里？
Okay, found it. 找到了
Oh, backstory. 哦，背景故事
"Revengor hasn't always been known as Revengor. “复仇者一开始不叫复仇者
In fact, he used to be called Jeremy." 事实上，他曾经被叫作杰里米”
Well, he used to be known as Jeremy. 哦，人称杰里米
Jeremy? 杰里米？
I'm not surprised. 我一点都不惊讶
Nobody's gonna be scared of a Jeremy. 没人会怕杰里米的
Revengor, yeah, but Jeremy... 复仇者，吓人，但是杰里米...
I'm sorry. What's this got to do with anything? 对不起，这有什么关系吗？
I'm trying to explain. 我正在解释
"Before he ended up on Heinous, “在被关到黑纳斯之前
Jeremy worked for NASA on planet Earth." 杰里米曾在地球上的美国宇航局工作”
Before he ended up on Heinous, 在被关到黑纳斯之前
Jeremy used to work for NASA on planet Earth. 杰里米曾在地球上的美国宇航局工作
He was taking his team out on a mission, 他带着他的队伍出去执行任务
and they crash-landed. 结果坠落了
Long story short, 长话短说
no one ever came to rescue them, 没有人来救他们
and he was the only one to survive. 他是唯一活下来的人
Well, just about. 嗯，差不多吧
He would have died if it wasn't for Shee. 如果不是希，他可能已经死了
When she found him, 当她发现他的时候
he was hardly breathing. 他奄奄一息
Some of his limbs were missing. 他的一部分四肢也不见了
She used her sorcery to fix him, 她用巫术治好了他
bring him back up to strength. 让他恢复了力量
When she had... 当她...
Jeremy was gone. 杰里米不见了
This man was different. 这个人与众不同
He was powerful, but empty, 他强大而空虚
the kind of emptiness which is dark, 是那种黑暗的空虚
so dark that you forget how to feel. 如此黑暗，能让人忘记去感受
Not totally surprising, 这并不奇怪
considering he doesn't have a heart. 考虑到他没有心脏
He survives off a power core located in his chest. 他靠自己胸部的一个能量核生存
And so Revengor came to be. 复仇者就此诞生
He took over the planet with Shee as his right-hand woman, 他接管了这个星球，希是他的得力助手
and together, they rule the prisoners. 他们一起统治囚犯
"Ever since then, Revengor has been waiting for a ship..." “从那时起，复仇者一直在等待一艘飞船...”
...so he can return to Earth and get his revenge 这样他就可以返回地球
on the planet that abandoned him. 对抛弃他的星球进行复仇
So we need to get his power core 这么说，我们必须在他得到我们的飞船之前
before he gets our ship. 得到他的能量核
Or planet Earth is in mortal danger. 否则地球就会有致命危险
The fate of the universe lies in the hands of... 宇宙的命运掌握在...
Sorry. That... Habit. 抱歉，习惯了
So what do we do now? 那我们现在怎么办?
We sit tight. 我们按兵不动
Hey, Sarah... 莎拉
FYI, you just owned the room. 仅供参考，你刚刚拥有了这个房间
So what's your real name, then? 那你的真名是什么？
Jake. 杰克
She knows. 她发现了
H-how could she know? 她怎么发现的？
Tell her, Sarah. She might be able to help. 告诉她，莎拉，她也许能帮上忙
I can't. 不行
See, who are you talking to when you do that? 你这么做的时候在和谁说话？
What did you mean when you said, "R1," earlier? 你之前说R1是什么意思？
Nothing. I-I didn't mean any... 没什么，就是随口一说...
So it had nothing to do with the fact 那这和你开火时
that if you keep your finger pressed down on R1 when firing, 手指按住R1没有关系
it will automatically reload your weapon? 它会自动给你的武器上膛？
How do you know that? 你怎么知道的？
I'm Sofia. 我是索菲娅
I'm Sarah. 我是莎拉
- Sarah? - Yeah. - 莎拉？- 是的
Nice to meet you, Sarah. 很高兴见到你，莎拉
Oh, my God. It happened to you, too? 天啊，你也遇到过这种事？
I've got so many questions. 我有好多问题要问
I don't have many answers. 我却没有好多答案
Are there any more of us? 还有其他人像我们这样吗？
Look, all I know is that I've never 听着，我只知道
met anyone else in here before, 我以前从没在这里见过其他人
and the game characters, they haven't got a clue. 而那些游戏角色，他们一无所知
They're oblivious, completely unaware. 他们健忘，毫不知情
Have you been here long? 你在这里很久了吗？
Feels like forever. 久得像一辈子
Okay. 好吧
Well, we can't be stuck here forever. 我们不能永远困在这里
I mean, there must be a way out, right? 我是说，肯定有办法的对吧？
What about the Space Witch? 那太空女巫呢？
- Space Witch. - Mm. - 太空女巫 - 嗯
That's the last thing I remember before I ended up in here. 这是我来这里之前记得的最后一件事
- Me, too. - Hey, tell Sofia... - 我也是 - 告诉索菲娅...
Cowboy says, "What's up?" 牛仔问“怎么回事？”
- Be quiet, Cowboy. - Eh... - 安静，牛仔 - 呃...
- Who's Cowboy? - He's my best friend. - 牛仔是谁？- 他是我最好的朋友
- He's controlling me. - Wait. - 他在控制我 - 等等
Someone's controlling you right now? 现在有人在控制你？
Yeah. 是的
And you can communicate with them? 你可以和他们交流吗?
Is no one controlling you? 没人控制你吗？
No. I-I always played alone. Hang on. 没有，我一直都是一个人玩的，等等
So if... if your friend can complete the game, then we... 如果... 如果你的朋友能完成游戏，那么我们...
And we could find the Space Witch! 我们就能找到太空女巫！
And then we might actually have a chance of getting out of here! 这样我们就有机会离开这里了！
Yes! 是的！
Please tell me your friend's not shit. 请告诉我，你朋友的水平不是狗屎
- Commander. - How's the arm? - 指挥官 - 胳膊怎么样了？
It's fine. 没事
I'm sorry about Brock. 布洛克的事我很抱歉
It's not your fault. 这不是你的错
We weren't to know. 我们又不知道
So how does it feel... 感觉怎么样...
having this special little moment with Max Cloud? 和麦克斯·克劳德在一起的特殊时刻？
Do you want to finish it yourself? 你想自己缠？
I'm messing with you. 我逗你玩呢
Well, that's something I don't often see, 这可不是我经常见到的
little smile... 微笑...
from the unflappable Rexy. 来自一贯镇定的雷克茜
Can I ask you something? 我能问你点事吗
Sure. 当然
Why do you put on the act? 你为什么要装模作样？
What act? I'm Max Cloud 什么装模作样？我是麦克斯・克劳德
- intergalactic space hero... - Come on. - 星际英雄... - 拜托
There's nobody else here. 这里没有其他人
You really want to know? 你真的想知道？
I really want to know. 我真的想知道
I never really wanted all this. 我从未真正想要这一切
Being a space hero doesn't exactly come naturally to me. 我不是天生就是星际英雄
So what does? 那想要哪样？
Pastry. 糕点
- Pastry? - Mm-hmm. - 糕点？- 嗯
I get pastry. 我热爱糕点
Always have, always will, ever since I was a little kid. 从我还是个孩子的时候开始，一直都是，将来也是
You know, my mother was a pastry chef. 我妈妈是个糕点师
When I was younger, I used to love nothing more 当我还小的时候，我最喜欢的
than helping her in the kitchen. 就是在厨房帮忙
The attention to detail. 关注细节
Watching her tiny hands quickly shape 看着她的小手
the most intricate and delicate of pastries. 快速地塑造出最复杂精致的糕点
The Mille feuilles to Paris-Brest. 从千层派到巴黎布雷斯特泡芙
（巴黎布雷斯特泡芙是法国甜点，由泡芙糕点和果仁糖味奶油制成）
Oh, and her Madeleines... 哦，还有她的玛德琳蛋糕...
well, they were lighter than air. 它们比空气还轻
She made it like an art. 她把它变成了一门艺术
All I wanted to do in life 我这辈子想做的
was to be able to bake pastries 就是能烤出
as elegant and as beautiful as hers. 像她做的那样优雅美丽的糕点
But after she died, 她去世后
I would sneak into the kitchen and bake alone 我就偷偷溜进厨房，一个人烘焙
until one night, my father found me, 直到有一天晚上，我父亲发现了我
and he sent me off to space academy. 他把我送到了太空学院
Now here I am, intergalactic space hero, 我就成现在这样了，银河系的星际英雄
but I've not baked a pastry since. 从那以后我就没烤过糕点了
You have no idea how much I envy Jake 你不知道我有多羡慕杰克
in that kitchen all day. 整天呆在厨房里
I'm sure you can go in the kitchen if you want to. 如果你愿意的话，也可以去
Space heroes don't have time for baking, okay? 星际英雄没有时间烤面包，好吗
You're allowed to pass the ball, Max. 时移事易，麦克斯
Oh, yeah? 是吗？
Look who's talking. 看看谁在说话
- You know what? - What? - 你知道吗？- 什么？
If you were someone different... 如果你是另外一个人...
- Yeah? - we might have been friends. - 什么？- 我们可能会成为朋友
Revengor's Lair or Space Slug Smackdown? 带上《复仇者的巢穴》？还是《太空蛞蝓的攻击》？
Oh, no, stupid. What am I thinking? 哦，不，笨蛋，我在想什么？
Always Revengor's Lair. 永远是《复仇者的巢穴》
Ah, Stars and Sunbeams? 啊，《星星和阳光》？
I've always found that quite relaxing. 我一直觉得它很令人放松
That might help calm me down after a hard day's revenging. 经过一天的复仇之后，它也许能让我平静下来
Maybe I could take it out of the box. 也许我可以把它从盒子里拿出来
Ah, that's crazy talk. 真是疯话
What am I saying? 我在说什么？
- The ship has arrived. - Ah. - 飞船到了 - 啊
Ah, the moment we've been waiting for, Shee, 啊，我们期待已久的时刻啊，希
it's finally here. 终于到了
Nothing can stop us now. 现在没有什么能阻止我们了
I woke up this morning, 今早醒来
and I knew today was gonna be a wonderful day 我就知道今天会是充满死亡和复仇的
full of death and retribution. 美好一天
You will be a magnificent captain. 你会成为一名出色的船长
Yes, I know. 是的，我知道
Earth will rue the day 地球将后悔有一天
they ever left me to rot on Heinous. 他们曾经抛弃我，烂在黑纳斯上
It will always be your Heinous. 它永远是你的黑纳斯
Our Heinous. 我们的黑纳斯
And soon it will be our Earth. 很快它就会成为我们的地球
I feel like celebrating. 我想庆祝一下
I don't know if I can do this, Sarah. 我不知道我能不能做到，莎拉
What happened to, "I'm feeling pretty darn confident now"? 那么“我现在感觉非常自信”，去哪儿了？
That was postbattle buzz talking. 那只是战后的口头禅
But now I know we're heading into Revengor's Lair. 但是现在，知道我们要去复仇者的巢穴了
I don't think you realize how serious this is. 我想你还没意识到这有多严重
If we lose this game, we lose you, too, 如果我们输了，也会失去你
and I don't know what I'd do if... 我不知道该怎么办，万一...
I believe in you, Cowboy. 我相信你，牛仔
Okay. 好吧
Okay, but you can't blame me if I pee on your carpet. 好吧，但如果我在你的地毯上撒尿，你不能怪我
- Oh, yes, I can. - Tony! - 当然怪你 - 托尼
Uh, Tony's here. Your dad's here. 托尼来了，你爸爸来了
Damn it. 该死
Watch those cuss words, Sarah. 当心脏话，莎拉
- Where is she? - Uh... - 她在哪儿？- 呃...
And you know you're not supposed to be playing this weekend. 你知道这个周末你不能玩游戏
Turn it off, please, Cowboy. 关掉它，牛仔
I-I can't. If we turn it off, 不行，如果我们关了它
she'll die and be stuck in there forever. 她会死的，永远困在那里面
What are you talking about? 你在说什么呢？
Just save the game, and turn it off. 只要保存游戏，然后关掉它
Uh... 呃...
And, Sarah, you better get out here right now, young lady, 莎拉，你最好马上出来，小姑娘
or you're gonna be in big trouble. 不然你就有大麻烦了
Yeah, that's sort of not possible right now. 是啊，现在不太可能
Fine. I'll turn it off. 好吧，我把它关了
No, no, no, no, no, no. 不，不
- Sorry. - Out of my way, Cowboy. - 抱歉 - 让开，牛仔
Dad, it's me. I'm in the game. 爸爸，是我，我在游戏里
What? 什么？
Look, Tony, you gotta listen. 听着，托尼，你得听我说
What the heck is going on? 这到底是怎么回事？
Just please, please listen to your daughter. 拜托，请听你女儿的
Dad, it really is me. I'm stuck in here. 爸爸，真的是我，我被困在这里面了
You have to believe me. 你得相信我
She's inside the game. 她在游戏里
Now, I know this sounds crazy, okay, but, uh... 我知道这听起来很疯狂，但是...
- Just... - Sarah? - 只是... - 莎拉？
You there, sweetie? 你在吗，亲爱的？
I-I can hear you, Dad. 我能听见，爸爸
Please don't turn off the game. 请不要关掉游戏
I don't want to be trapped in here forever. 我不想永远被困在这里面
- I want to come home. - Okay. - 我想回家 - 好的
Okay, trust me, honey. 相信我，亲爱的
Cowboy, open that package over there. 牛仔，打开那边的包裹
Okay. 好吧
Sarah... 莎拉
I have a confession to make. 我有件事要坦白
I'm a gamer, Sarah. 我是个竞技玩家，莎拉
Always have been. Always will be. 一直都是，永远都是
Huh. This makes sense now. 现在说得通了
So that's what you and Mom were always arguing about. 你和妈妈经常为这个争吵
Only because of what it did to me, honey. 就是因为游戏对我影响太深，亲爱的……
We'll talk about this later. 我们以后再谈
Right now, we gotta finish this game 现在，我们必须先打完这个游戏
and get you home. 然后接你回家
You ready? 你准备好了吗？
I'm ready, Dad. 我准备好了，爸爸
Let's do this. 我们开始吧
Oh, man. 天啊
Okay. Big Tony, you got this. 好吧，大托尼，你行的
You got this. 你行的
That's it. Relax. 就这样，放松
End the game. I know you can do this. 打穿游戏，我知道你能做到
Are the walls moving? 墙壁在动吗？
What are you talking about? 你在说什么?
The walls aren't... 这些墙怎么会...
The walls are moving. 墙壁在动
Shh! Quiet, Rexy. Quiet. 嘘！安静，雷克茜，安静
We need to freak out quietly. 哪怕抓狂也要安静
Slug... Ahh! Ohh! 鼻涕虫... 啊！哦！
I hope this doesn't come off as weird, Tony, 我希望这么说不会让你觉得奇怪，托尼
but you are magnificent. 但是你真地很了不起
I-I'm never gonna feel clean again. 我觉得再也干净不了了
You hear that? 能听到吗？
Stick with me. 跟着我
We've got your back, Max. 我们支持你，麦克斯
Come on, Brock. 来吧，布洛克
Pirates like to dance. 海盗喜欢跳舞
Show us some moves. 让我们看看你的舞姿
Oh, yeah. 哦，是的
Party on. 派对开始
Let's huddle. 我们挤在一起
Okay, what do you think we should do, Rexy? 好吧，你觉得我们该怎么办，雷克茜？
- Really? - Yeah. - 真问我？- 当然
You're smarter than I am. 你比我聪明
Just took me a while to get my head out of my own ass. 我花了点时间才认清
- Thanks, Max. - Mm. - 谢谢，麦克斯 - 嗯
I think we should go with Jake on this one. 我觉得这次我们应该听从杰克
I say we do it the Max Cloud way, 我建议我们用麦克斯·克劳德的方式
loud, brash, straight in the front door. 大声地，傲慢地，直接从前门进去
Who's with me? 谁跟我一起？
The Max Cloud way. 麦克斯·克劳德的方式
Bit much. 有点过了
The Max Cloud way! 麦克斯·克劳德的方式！
- Hyah! - Yay! - 驾！- 耶！
Woah! 哇！
Hey, Jeremy! 嘿，杰里米！
Give me back my ship! 把我的船还给我！
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. 这个名字我好久没听过了
It's not as bad as I remember. 没有我记忆中那个糟糕
Jeremy Revengor. 杰里米·复仇者
Hmm. 嗯
Oh, Max... 麦克斯
you truly are as handsome as they say. 你还真的像他们说的那么英俊
That's right. 没错
I am beautiful! 我很帅！
So you'd better take a goddamn good look, 所以你最好好好看看
'cause it's the last thing you're ever gonna see! 因为这是你最后看到的东西！
Someone bring me his face. 谁把他的脸拿给我
"Taken care of," you said. “搞定了”，你说的
The disappointment is overwhelming. 无比失望
Hah! Uhh! 哈！啊！
Shee. 希
That was a bit embarrassing. 有点丢脸
Take a timeout. 休息会吧
Hah! 哈！
Oh, what the hell is this? 这是什么鬼东西？
A conscience. 良心
Where the hell'd that come from? 从哪儿冒出来的？
No! 不！
- Max! - Max! - 麦克斯 - 麦克斯
Bummer. 真扫兴
Uh, really? 真的吗？
Last chance, Shee. 最后一次机会，希
There she is. 她来了
Look who has grown a spine. 看看谁长出了脊梁骨
Come to claim your bounty, pirate? 来领赏金吗，海盗？
Come on, Shee. Shee! 加油，希，希！
Is that all you got? 你就这点本事？
Come on, Shee. 来吧，希
Impossible. 不可能
Oh, it's possible, darlin'. 可能的，亲爱的
Brock Donnelly... 布洛克·唐纳利
never misses a bounty. 悬赏从不失手
The record stands. 记录保持不变
Much obliged, darlin'. 非常感谢，亲爱的
Anytime. 随时效劳
- I got this. - We got this. - 我来 - 我们来
Every game, every final level, every boss... 每一个游戏，每一个终极关卡，每一个首领...
it was all for this. 都是为了这个
I get to fight that guy 我可以和这个人打
or even that guy. 甚至和那个人打
I fight the main guy, not the sidekicks. 但我打的是主角，不是跟班
We don't have sidekicks. We're a team. 我们没有跟班，我们是一个团队
Brock, get the others to the ship. 布洛克，带其他人上船
Stand by. I'm gonna get the power core. 等着，我去取能量核
- Let's dance! - Woah, woah. - 我们跳舞吧！- 喔，喔
Easy there, amigo. 别激动，朋友
You cannot take Jeremy on your own. 你没法一个人打败杰里米
Yes, he can. 他行的
You've got this. 你行的
Confidence. 有自信
Good. Good for you. 很好，很好
What happened? 发生了什么？
Did I save the universe again? 我又拯救了宇宙吗？
- You were fantastic. - Ah. - 你太棒了 - 啊
Let's go 我们走
Fabulous. 好极了
Dad? Dad! What's going on? 爸爸？爸爸！怎么回事？
No. This can't be happening, not now. 不，这不可能，现在不行
Wh-what do we do? 我们该怎么办？
Oh, my God. 天啊
Round one. 第一回合
I'm controlling myself. 我在控制自己
Ready. 准备
Fight! 战斗！
Ow! 噢！
- Yeah! - Good work! - 耶！- 干得好！
Ow! 干掉他
Finish him. 干掉他
You win. 你赢了
Next round. 下一轮
Ready. 准备
Fight. 战斗
I'll get you! 我会抓到你的！
Have this! 尝尝这个！
You are nothing! 你什么都不是！
You lose. 你输了
Pick yourself up. 振作起来
Is that all you've got? 你就这点本事？
This is why I wanted to fight the main guy. 这就是为什么我愿和主角决斗
Final round. 最后一轮
Fight! 战斗！
Okay, look for the pattern, Sarah. 好的，寻找规律，莎拉
Here we go. 来了
Want some more? 还想要吗？
I will destroy you. 我要毁了你
Good move. 漂亮
You are irritating. Fight me! 你真烦人，跟我正面打！
Finish him. 干掉他
Hah! 哈！
Power move! 动力十足！
Huh? 哈？
Not the only one that can ride a glitch. 不是只有你能见缝插针
Perfect! 好极了！
Well, that was not ex... 那不是...
You win! 你赢了！
We lost you. How did you get... 我们刚才失联了，你怎么拿到的...
You know what? Tell me later. 你知道怎么回事吧？以后再告诉我
Let's get you off this planet, complete this game, 让我们带你离开这个星球，完成这个游戏
and get you home. 然后接你回家
Yeah. I could not agree with you more. 是的，我完全同意
God, I wish I could do something! 上帝，我希望我能做点什么！
Commander... 指挥官...
it's been an honor. 这是我的荣幸
I wish I could say the same. 我希望我也能这么说
- Anyone order a power core? - Yes, Sarah! - 有人订购了能量核吗？- 是的，莎拉！
Great work, kid! 干得好，孩子！
Right. Time to go home. Where's Brock? 好了，该回家了，布洛克在哪？
He dumped Shee here and left us again. 他把希扔在这里，又丢下我们
And, hey, who's Sarah? 嘿，莎拉是谁？
All right, soldiers, hold on to your butts. 好了，士兵们，坐稳
Let's do this. 起飞吧
Max? 麦克斯
Looks like we're still coupled to the rest of the ship. 看来我们还和飞船的其他部分连在一起
Somebody's gonna have to get out there and deal with it. 总得有人出去解决问题
Max, what do we do? What do we do?! 麦克斯，我们该怎么办？我们该怎么办？！
- Uh... - Caution. Caution. - 呃... - 警告，警告
It's that space pirate. 是那个太空海盗
What the hell is he doing?! 他到底在干什么？！
Yee-hoo! 耶——呼！
He saved us. 他救了我们
I was wrong about him. 我看错他了
Something's at the door. 门口有东西
Helmets on. 戴上头盔
- You're alive! - Ooh, yeah. - 你还活着！- 哦耶
Yeah, yeah, yeah. 是啊，是啊
Easy, son. 放松，孩子
But you were fully on fire. 但是你完全着火了啊
Yeah. 是的
I am Brock Donnelly. 但我是布洛克·唐纳利
Hah! 哈！
Now that was lame. 这才差劲
That was not an explanation. 这不能算是解释
There are worse places to be stuck for all eternity. 还有更糟糕的地方，会永远被困住
I just thought if we completed the game, 我只是想，如果我们完成了游戏
then that would be it, we get to go home. 就这样，我们就可以回家了
Dad, C-Cowboy... 爸爸，牛仔...
can you hear me? 你能听到我说话吗？
Looks like I'm stuck here. 看来我被困在这儿了
I'm so sorry, Sarah. 我很抱歉，莎拉
No one's to blame. 这不能怪任何人
This is where I get off, amigo. 我要走了，朋友
Really? You're not staying? 真的？你不留下来？
You know, I think you'd make a great addition to the team. 我觉得你会为这个团队带来很大帮助
Old Brock Donnelly's a lone wolf. 老布洛克·唐纳利是个独行侠
Besides... 而且...
I got to go collect that bounty on Shee... 我要去领希的赏金
and get my ship back. 还要取回我的飞船
You know, Brock, after what you've done for us, 布洛克，你为我们做了那么多
I can get you any ship in the galaxy. 我可以给你银河系里的任何一艘船
Mine ain't no ordinary ship. 我的船不是普通的船
Looks like I'm going to spend all of eternity 看来我要花一辈子的时间
looking for that... 去找那个...
Space Witch. 太空女巫
Sarah! 莎拉！
My dad, the world's greatest gamer. 我爸爸是世界上最棒的玩家
I'm sorry, sweetheart. 对不起，亲爱的
Me, too. 我也是
Hey! 嘿！
Man, it feels so good to not be in that spacesuit. 伙计，不穿太空服感觉真好
Sofia. 索菲娅
You must be Sarah. 你一定是莎拉
And we're in your room right now? 我们现在在你房间里？
You're a full grown-up. 你完全是个成年人嘛
And you must be Cowboy. 那你一定是牛仔了
I guess I should thank you for getting us out of there. 我想我应该感谢你把我们救出来
Well, it was a team effort. 这是团队合作的结果
- Tony. - Uh... - 托尼 - 呃...
Sagittarius. 射手座
Ah. Well, you certainly 托尼，你肯定知道
must know your way around a joystick, Tony. 怎么用操纵杆
（四个月后）
- You ready? - Fully ready. - 准备好了吗？- 完全准备好了
The Captain Tony way. 托尼上尉的方式
What? I-I miss the accent. 怎么了？我怀念你的口音
Oh, you were doing a... 你在说...
British accent? 英国口音？
Hey. Hey, I'm good at it. 嘿，我很在行的
One second. 等一下
Sarah. 莎拉
Uh, guys! 伙计们！
- Oh! - Dad! 哦！爸爸！
What have I told you about knocking? 我不是告诉过你要敲门吗？
Sorry, sweetie. You guys ready? 抱歉亲爱的，你们准备好了吗？
We don't want to be late for the games convention. 我们可不想游戏比赛迟到
Okay. We're coming. 好的，我们来了
We were just about to take things to the next level. 我们正准备进入下一个关卡
Excuse me? 什么？
Uh, that's a games-related joke. 这是个游戏笑话
I would never disrespect you like that, Tony, 我绝不会那样不尊重你，托尼
you... you brilliant, brilliant man. 你... 你这个聪明绝顶的人
Do not fear! 不要害怕！
Max Cloud is here! 麦克斯·克劳德来了
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